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– OhCubed

Apr 1st

3 notes

DAVE CLEAR YOUR CHAT

Ark_Will: is it skype?  Trillian makes the same noise
Ark_Will: when a chat is minimized, and someone sends a message
SonidZero: Oh it's probably Trillian
Ark_Will: what's was that other thing?  looked like a screenshot from some game
Ark_Will: looked like Zelda
SonidZero: It was pokemon I think
Ark_Will: ah, nevermind then
Ark_Will: aw.  shouldn't filld his mouth with a dozen hotdogs
Ark_Will: should have*
Ark_Will: eh?
OhCubed: ***
OhCubed: PROBES IN YOUR BUM
OhCubed: LETS ALL HAVE A MUSCLEFUCK ERASE THE CHAT PARTY
OhCubed: THINKING OF OFFENSIVE THINGS TO SAY IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN I THOUGHT
OhCubed: ESPECIALLY WHEN I CANT JUST DEFUALT TO CURSEWORDS
OhCubed: UHH
OhCubed: DUSTY SNATCH MASTER
OhCubed: TWENTY BUSSES
OhCubed: FULL OF UNCRUPULOUS ***
OhCubed: I MEAN STREETWALKERS
OhCubed: WHO ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING IN THE LINE AT THE BANK FOR FOUR HOURS
OhCubed: SEVERED SCROTUMS SERVING AS SWEATY SWIM CAPS
OhCubed: EXTRA WATERPROOF
OhCubed: SOMETIMES MEN JUST STUMBLE FROM THE STREET AND INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FART IN YOUR MOMS BOX
OhCubed: SOMETIMES THEY ARENT MEN
OhCubed: WOW THAT ONE WAS BAD
OhCubed: JESUS CHRIST
OhCubed: RATATATAP THAT POOL WATERJET
OhCubed: URINARY TRACK FILLED WITH CHLORINE AND DIATOMACEOUS EARTH
OhCubed: I THINK IM STARTING TO LOSE STEAM HERE
OhCubed: DIATOMECOUS EARTH IS CARCENOGENITC BTW
OhCubed: BAD ***
OhCubed: I MEAN CRUD
OhCubed: THUMBS BENT BACKWARDS FITTING THEIR WAY INTO A TEAR DUCT
OhCubed: THE MANNER IN WHICH YOU WOULD OPEN A CAN OF MINNOWS
OhCubed: THAT LAST ONE DIDNT REALLY MAKE SENSE
OhCubed: PARADING A SEA OF DONGS INTO UHH
OhCubed: I DUNNO SOME ANALOUGE FOR A BUM
OhCubed: OR POSSIBLY A MOUTH
OhCubed: HECK MAYBE EVEN A VAGOO
OhCubed: IM STARTING TO GO INSANE TYPING TO MYSELF
OhCubed: THREE DAYS AGO I WAS TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP
OhCubed: WHEN A MOTH THE SIZE OF MY DICK STARTED GETTING ALL UP IN MY SHIZ
OhCubed: THAT SON OF A INFIDEL MOTHER WOULDNT LEAVE MY DAMN ROOM FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF
OhCubed: IT WAS ONE OF THOS HORRIBLE DUSTY MOTHS TOO
OhCubed: NOT THE PRETTY ONES
OhCubed: MICHEAL BAY MADE IT TO THE MARINAS TRENCH
OhCubed: FIRST MAN ON EARTH TO FIST HIMSELF IN THE DEEPEST CREVACE IN THE WORLD
OhCubed: IT WAS JUST HIM IN A PERSONAL SUB
OhCubed: THATS INSANE
OhCubed: OH I SEE YOU ARE HERE NOW
OhCubed: AND YOUR GON
OhCubed: I GUESS ILL CONTINUE
OhCubed: CANT PROMISE ANYTHING THO
OhCubed: I KNOW ILL GO LOOK UP SOME SPOILERS
OhCubed: LESSEE HOW CAN I COPYPASTA THE ME3 ENDING WITHOUT READING IT MYSELF
OhCubed: SANTORUM
OhCubed: WOW I CANT BELEIVE THAT WASNT FILTERED
OhCubed: JESUS CHRIST WHY ISINT SKULLGIRLS OUT YET
OhCubed: ANOTHER SIX SKULL FRIGGIN DAYS
OhCubed: PEACOCK IS THE REIGNING QUEEN OF TROLL FORCE TESTICULAR TORTIONING KEEP AWAY STRATEGY
OhCubed: WITH HER DAMN LITTLE AIRPLANES AND LASERS AND ***
OhCubed: SHES LIKE 13 AND HER MEASUREMENTS ARE LISTED IN THE BIO ON THE SITE THATS A  LITTLE WERID
Kennerson: H-HELLO
Kennerson: HELLO
Kennerson: I AM THE LAW
Kennerson: JOHN MADDEN
Kennerson: JOHN MADDEN
Kennerson: AEIOU
OhCubed: HELLO FEGGIT
OhCubed: NO HE IS NOT
Kennerson: STILL THINK YOU'RE FUNNY FUNNY MAN
Kennerson: STILL THINK YOU'RE FUNNY FUNNY MAN
OhCubed: I HAD A FRIEND NAMED JOSH
Kennerson: STILL THINK YOU'RE FUNNY FUNNY MAN
OhCubed: IM PRETTY SURE YOU REMEMBER HIM
OhCubed: HIS SISTER WAS HOT AS *** AND SHE STILL LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HIM
Kennerson: DIDN'T SHOVE HIM DOWN YOUR STAIRS ONCE
OhCubed: IT WAS REALLY CREEPY
OhCubed: NONO THATS NOT JOSH
OhCubed: YOUR THINKGING OF JOHN
Kennerson: IM SURE IT WAS JOHN
OhCubed: JOSH WAS THE OTHER KID FROM ELEMENTRY
Kennerson: JOSH
Kennerson: GOD DAMNIT
OhCubed: HE HAD AN ANKLE BRACELET TRACKER THING ONCE REMEMBER
OhCubed: NOW THAT I THINK OF IT HE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE
OhCubed: HE SMOKED
Kennerson: C'MON LET ME IN
OhCubed: AND ONE TIME WE ALL WATCHED PORN AT HIS HOUSE
OhCubed: NOONE WAS NAKED THO
OhCubed: WE WERE STILL TOO YOUNG
OhCubed: HIS SISTER WAS AT THE HELM RETREIVING THE PORN
OhCubed: JESUS CHRIST
OhCubed: ANYWAY HE HAD A BITCHIN TRAMPOLINE
OhCubed: AND WE WOULD SPRAY ARMOR ALL ON IT SO THAT IT WOULD BECOME ULTRA SLIPPERY WHEN WE WORE SOCKES
Kennerson: DAVID YOU SHOULD PLAY CRAZY TAXI INSTEAD
OhCubed: YOU COULD SKATE AROUND ON IT
OhCubed: DID I MENTION HIS SISTER WAS THE ONE FINDING THE PORN?
OhCubed: NOW THAT I THINK OF IT I WOULD BE SUPRISED IF THEY BONED
Kennerson: GOD
OhCubed: AGAIN I MUST IMPRESS THAT WE WERE ALL LIKE 14
Kennerson: THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE
Kennerson: SNAPE *** MURDERS *** DUMBLEDORE
OhCubed: HEY KENNY
OhCubed: LOG INTO SKYPE